a merderer...

there’s a boy at my uni who looks like chubby johnny rapid but I think he is straight :-(

I’m glad I decided to take the train instead of the tram today because I’ve seen at least 4 hot boys and a total daddy bear is blatantly scoping me…

why malvern station smell like baked potato?

jizzfrosti:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here. 

You fucking wish you were him

jizzfrosti:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

Every time I get sad about my unwanted tattoo, I remember that at least I’m not Mr. Cool Ice here. 

You fucking wish you were him

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

willlaren:

the ol’ spicy keychain on Flickr.

merrychristsass:

If Cher is not your queen, then I don’t know you.

merrychristsass:

If Cher is not your queen, then I don’t know you.

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