who know

one of the worst things about kids is that they don’t stop looking at you when you catch them staring

these jeans used to fit perfectly and now they keep falling down

I didn’t think it was possible but my butt has managed to become even smaller :(

What do you think of the word "nozzlecock"?

Anonymous

popular privilege is being able to relate to Cameron van Buren instead of Rachel Tice

whats the funniest word you can think of now

Anonymous

dickpig

“popular privilege is wh-” crams an entire orange into your mouth before you can finish that sentence

when i was 11 the funniest word i could think of was punani

diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs:

godofslams:

thisispopularprivilege:

Popular privilege is thinking you’re funny for saying “Naruto is shit,” even though Naruto has saved hundreds of people’s lives.